20 SIGNS YOU SUCK AT BEING A GIRL.

1.FORGET BUBBLE BATHS AND SAUNAS TAKING 3 BATHS A WEEK IS MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR YOU.

2.WINTER MEANS NO WAXING.

3. DIET FOOD? IS THAT EVEN A THING?

4.YOU ARE MARRIED TO VODKA SO, YOU SPEND ALL YOUR NIGHTS WITH IT.

5.MAKE UP? THAT IS LIKE SMASHING YOUR FACE INTO A CAKE.

6.ONLINE SHOPPING > ROAMING AROUND IN MALLS.

7. YOU LIKED THE WOLF OF WALL STREET OVER THE NOTEBOOK/TITANIC/THE VOW/TWILIGHT/WHATEVER.

8.YOU DROOL OVER SUICIDAL ROCKSTARS THAN HANDSOME GENTLEMEN.

9.PEOPLE LOSE THEIR APPETITE WHEN THEY SEE YOURS.

10.THE LAST TIME YOU MET A HOT GUY..

11.YOU SCARE OTHER GIRLS WITH YOUR MIND (WHICH CURRENTLY RESIDES IN THE MOST PERVERTED GUTTER).

12.WEAR HEELS? LOL,WHAT?

13.YOU WOULD RATER FAKE A HEART ATTACK THAN SAYING “I LOVE YOU TOO” TO YOUR BOYFRIEND.

14.YOU HAVE MORE BOXERS THAN YOUR BROTHER.

15.YOU THINK EVERYONE WHO COMPLIMENTS YOU IS TAKING YOUR CASE.

16.YOU LOVE HONEY SINGH AND YOU ARE NOT SORRY ABOUT IT.

17.YOU GET BORED OF RELATIONSHIPS AND NEVER FIND OUT WHY.

18.YOUR MOM HAS TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ARE A GIRL.

19.YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT BEING CLASSY MEANS.

20. LASTLY,ITS EASIER TO PASS A THREAD THROUGH A NEEDLE WITH A BLINDFOLD THAN FINDING SOMETHING IN YOUR BAG/CLOSET/ROOM.

 

Well, that is me. okay bye. thanks for reading.share,okay.awkward.